The
Capybaristas

Architects the intake routing system and keeps the stack honest. Has strong opinions about database schemas and even stronger ones about proper espresso extraction. Often found debugging at 11pm with a cortado in paw.

Owns the product vision and pours the team's lattes. Believes good software and good coffee share the same principle: get the process right and the result follows. Coined the phrase "coordinated navigation" and hasn't stopped.

Designs every interaction from the user's paws up. Responsible for making One Door feel as welcoming as it looks — and for finishing the VOLT energy drink at 2am. Gives thumbs up at code review regardless of the diff.